"The answer is potassium!" My seat partner yells. I looked over at him and said
“K.” But he heard ‘gay’
“Gay? Yea I’m know I’m gay!”
“What!? Who doesn’t know I’m gay?! She knows, she knows, hell she knows!”
“Wha…” I’m still in stunned confusion.
“What!? Do you wanna meet my boyfriend?!”
“I SAID K FOR POTASSIUM! NOT GAY!”
remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
The fact that lestrade will probably never know even when sherlock comes back from the “dead” that not only was he one of only three people sherlock cared for and considered a friend but cared for him enough to jump off a fucking building hurts me more than I will ever be able to describe
Want a pokemon egg?
OKAY LET’S DO THIS
Every person who regblog this will have a pokemon egg on their submissions and a few days later a pokemon will hatch from the egg.
The pokemon will be submitted based on their blog, it may be shiny or even a legendary
(Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes does not count)
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from