In chemistry.

"The answer is potassium!" My seat partner yells. I looked over at him and said
“K.” But he heard ‘gay’
“Gay? Yea I’m know I’m gay!”
“WHA-”
“What!? Who doesn’t know I’m gay?! She knows, she knows, hell she knows!”
“Wha…” I’m still in stunned confusion.
“What!? Do you wanna meet my boyfriend?!”
“I SAID K FOR POTASSIUM! NOT GAY!”

niamwedding:

niall: “holy shit thats rihanna”

harry: “be cool man be cool”

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(x) 

likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

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(Source: shalrath, via 11--11-make-a-wish)

condorn:

I’m laughing so hard

(Source: condom, via 11--11-make-a-wish)

deducingsentiment:

lordkirk:

The fact that lestrade will probably never know even when sherlock comes back from the “dead” that not only was he one of only three people sherlock cared for and considered a friend but cared for him enough to jump off a fucking building hurts me more than I will ever be able to describe

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(via kisses-with-sherlock)

Want a pokemon egg?

yumipuffyloki:

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OKAY LET’S DO THIS

Every person who regblog this  will have a pokemon egg on their submissions and a few days later a pokemon will hatch from the egg.

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 The pokemon will be submitted based on their blog, it may be shiny or even a legendary

(Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes does not count)

(Source: all-you-need-is-karma, via 11--11-make-a-wish)

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

(via kisses-with-sherlock)

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

(Source: iraffiruse, via 11--11-make-a-wish)

destielicious:

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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(via 11--11-make-a-wish)

best-of-funny:

Just going to keep pissing off my sister until she deletes her Facebook entirely.

X

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

captain-paynis:

Zachary Quinto saying one of the best lines ever as Spock

It’s exactly what it says and exactly what you think it will be and it’s awesome

(Source: niallerpond, via kisses-with-sherlock)

captainlecter:

Benedict Cumberbatch went from:

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to

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A part of me is telling me that Martin Freeman may be to blame.

(Source: martincrieff, via kisses-with-sherlock)